And if that isn't craptastic enough, the damn Sword of Death is missing again, and whoever has it wants the King of the Underworld dead. Instead I end up in Kentucky looking for the Balance of Chaos, avoiding pole dancing classes with Mother Nature, and finding out my invisible friend is a silver-skinned destructive weather pattern. All I want to do is get to home base with the hotter-than-Hades Demon of my dreams and work on my dark side so Satan, my dad, will get off my ass. Leaving Hell to represent my race is not high on my list of things to do. My magic is iffy at best and downright dangerous at worst. I'm a 21-year-old virgin, and I have a battery-operated boyfriend. Eden, Kentucky, to be more specific - where nothing is exactly as it seems. Where does a Demon go when she gets deported from Hell? Kentucky. Get this audiobook for free when you try Audible: Hell On Heels by Robyn Peterman on Audible:
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